Buddy really is a goofy dog - don't let him fool you into feeling sorry for him just because he was abandoned. He has become a very spoiled dog by his Mom and Dad.
Also, he has no discrimination or taste in what he decides to eat. Just ask him how many gentle leaders and leashes he has eaten.
He is kind of fun to play with when he comes over to visit us.
See you soon, Buddy.
Your cousin,
Sid